Drill Blocks for Dumpling Squishy Rank by cash/sec, not a fake catalog
Secret Galaxy Squishy is the S-goal from official art — we will not invent 40 named pets.
Drill Blocks for Dumpling Squishy is a live Roblox tycoon, not a fighter with a 40-row character sheet. You drill a first-person mine, pick up squishies, park them on your plot, and live or die by cash per second. This hub exists so you rank income density, not a spreadsheet of names nobody can verify. Official key art already tells you the S-goal: a Secret Galaxy Squishy, with a promotional $67,93M/s figure and a first-person drill hanging over a square dirt pit with a grass rim. Treat that art as a north star, not as a promise that your starter slot prints the same number on day one.
If you just spawned, this page is the ranking philosophy. Concrete upgrade timing lives on drill tiers. Colour and label reading lives on rarity tiers. How you actually farm the rare stuff is on how to get rare squishies. How you punch through a wall that stopped moving is on drill power. Squishies themselves — the generators, not human avatars — sit on the squishies hub.
The only three ranking axes that matter
Every placement on this wiki is judged against three numbers you can see in a session:
- Cash per second once the squishy is on a plot slot. An unplaced drop is inventory clutter. It does not print.
- Slot efficiency. Servers hold five players. Your plot is finite. A pretty common that occupies a slot forever is worse than a higher-rarity generator that replaces it.
- Time-to-replace. How long you spend drilling before that slot can be swapped. A Secret that takes an hour you do not have is not S-tier for this session, even if it is the long-term goal.
We do not rank by: invented pet names, made-up drop percentages, PvP (there is no combat loop to rank), or a fake “meta patch” we did not read in the client. If a YouTube thumbnail lists forty unique squishies we cannot confirm in-game, that list does not belong here.
S-goal: Secret Galaxy Squishy
The rarity ladder in this genre usually runs common → secret. Official promotional art for this experience puts Secret Galaxy Squishy at the top of that ladder. That is the only named S-piece we will lock in from marketing: it is Secret-tier, it is the fantasy of the key art, and it is the thing you should not sell or overwrite if you actually roll it.
Everything below Secret is ranked by the cash/sec the client shows after you place it, not by how loud the colour is. A high common that fills an empty hole can outrank an unplaced “almost rare” sitting in your backpack. Read the in-game label. If the HUD says Secret, believe the HUD. If a Discord screenshot says otherwise, believe the HUD.
The $67,93M/s figure on the art is promotional. Use it as proof that the designers want you to think in millions per second, not as a guaranteed starter income. Your first plot will be slower. Your job is to climb toward that order of magnitude by swapping weak slots and buying drill upgrades when the wall actually stalls.
How to rank a new drop in thirty seconds
When a squishy pops out of the mine:
- Read the rarity word on the item (common through Secret). Do not guess from lighting.
- Check for extra tags (gold, rainbow, shiny, or whatever the client actually prints). Those are covered on mutations — we will not publish a fake percent table.
- Place it on the weakest slot, or on an empty hole if you still have one.
- Watch cash/sec for a few seconds. If the number is worse than what you replaced, swap back. Ego is not a ranking axis.
- If the wall is the bottleneck, stop shopping squishies and open drill power. A Secret you cannot reach is not a ranking problem; it is a pickaxe problem.
What this hub will never become
We will not pad this page with a table of invented SKUs (“Crystal Dumpling IV”, “Neon Pit Drill”, and so on). Those names are fan-fiction until they appear on an in-game label. We will not copy a 40-row “tier list” from another dumpling or brainrot tycoon and search-replace the title. Other Roblox games in the squishy/pet-sim neighbourhood use similar pastel art; their catalogs are not this catalog.
When the client adds a clearly labelled new Secret, it will be added here as a named exception, the same way Galaxy Squishy is named because the official art names it. Until then, rank the slot, not the rumour.
Where to go from this hub
- Drill tiers — when to buy power instead of another common
- Rarity tiers — how to read common-to-Secret colours and words
- Squishies hub — collection, plot generators, and slot hygiene
- Rare squishies — the grind that actually feeds S-slots
- Drill power — the upgrade that makes later zones reachable
Keep this tab open as a scoring rulebook. Close the fake catalogs. The mine in front of you is the only list that pays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers players ask after every drill session.
Is there a full named S–F table of every squishy?
No. We rank by cash/sec and slot efficiency. The only named S-goal from official art is Secret Galaxy Squishy. Read in-game labels instead of a fake 40-row catalog.
What does the $67,93M/s on the key art mean?
It is a promotional cash/sec figure on official art, not a guaranteed starter income. Use it as the fantasy target while you climb slots and drill power.
Should I keep a pretty common if a rarer drop has lower cash/sec?
Keep whatever prints more after it is placed. Rarity is a hint; the plot number is the rank. Empty holes still lose to any placed generator.
Where do drill upgrades sit on this list?
Drills are timed purchases, not a second pet catalog. See drill tiers and drill power when the wall stops moving.
Do mutations change the rank?
If the client shows a multiplier tag, yes — but only after you confirm it in-game. Check mutations and never trust a percentage table we did not measure.